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I hope someone sees the humor in this =)

No, You're Not a Fucking Pro!
I think I can sum up this entire article in two words








STOP IT!
Unfortunately, that's not going to do the trick, and I feel that maybe I should explain myself.
I've said this before, but obviously I need to reiterate it... again... and LOUDLY!
1. If you're not 18, you're not allowed on the site. All your shit will be deleted!
2. If you're not working in a studio and have never worked in one, you're not a body mod pro... you're unemployed.
With that, I think I've just made a bunch of new enemies =) Oh well... someone's got to do it.
Are there exceptions? No.
"But I know what I'm doing" - No, you don't.
Now, let me please show you WHY I'm reacting so strongly to this:

Sadly, this kind of this is far too common. So everyone out there that want's to yell at me, "I know what I'm doing", you're just being a stubborn blockhead.
This particular case has to do with an infection that is easily transmittable by piercers and tattoo artists that don't have the proper training on infectious deceases and blood born pathogens. This one is MRSA (Methicillin-Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus). It's a Staph infection that eats away at your flesh and is resistant to most of the common antibiotics out there.
How is MRSA Spread? (from WebMD.com)
"MRSA is spread by contact. So you could get MRSA by touching another person who has it on the skin. Or you could get it by touching objects that have the bacteria on them.
Garden-variety staph are common bacteria that can live on our bodies. Plenty of healthy people carry staph without being infected by it. In fact, 25-30% of us have staph bacteria in our noses.
But staph can be a problem if it manages to get into the body, often through a cut. Once there, it can cause an infection. Staph is one of the most common causes of skin infections in the U.S. Usually, these are minor and don't need special treatment. Less often, staph can cause serious problems like infected wounds or pneumonia."
A while back, a famous UFC / MMA fighter, Kevin Randleman, contracted MRSA and is now fighting two holes in his chest rather than other fighters.

Along with this, I have been told about a certain someone that's been posting images of their "work". For obvious reasons, all their "work" and their account has been deleted (they were a 17 year old "professional"). Everyone once in a while I get some kids on here that yell and scream about how awesome they are and how they know everything, and blah blah blah. Oh, and they've "been piercing since they were 14, and have an apprentice" LOL... please.
I normally just delete their stuff and then send them a message saying to come back when they're 18 and after they work in a shop with some proper training. This seems to be too passive and someone needs to be the bad guy.
Enter, me... aka "the bad guy"
I'm about to ridicule and destroy this person's work (which is very similar to almost all kids under 18 that think they're pros) with hopes that it discourages others from doing this same sort of work out of sheer embarrassment. To anyone under 18 that wants to be a piercer / tattoo artist: AWESOME! I fully support your goals, and want you to succeed! But do it right! Learn from a current professional in a shop! Learn the right way, so that you do it the right way! There's no excuse for almost killing your friend because you want to save $20.
Exhibit A: What I like to call..."Jesus Christ! People think this is OK?!"

What jumped out to me at first was the overall brutality done to this girl. Then are the forceps and tools on A BED! Then the realization that both of these people (the person doing the mutilation, and the person being mutilated) both think this is OK and "cool"... IT'S NOT COOL! You're fucking each other up! Stop it!
Exhibit B: The close-up

Again, first I noticed the fucked piercings, then the horrible environment this was done in (you can see the tools on the bed again), and then the jewelry. Looks like Taiwanese crap for $0.05 a ring... oh man... this is gunna suck for her.
You know how we (1st world country citizens) find it humorous and tend to mock third world medical procedures and environments? Yeah... it's like that. I equate this to bathing and washing your clothes in the town river where all the animals also bathe and all waste is dumped... yep. You're those people.
Exhibit C: Case and point that you're an idiot.

This tells everyone, loud and clear, that you have no idea what you're doing. Immediate points... No gloves, in a bedroom, procedurally wrong. And I already know what the remark, "...but I used a cork." HAHAHAA! STOP IT!
Exhibit D: I don't like my hands...

How well do you know anatomy? Most likely, you don't. You're just fucking around and think it'd be neat-o. How neat-o do you think it'd be to puncture some veins, nerve clusters, or tendons that control motor function of your hands? SWEET! Why do you think people trying to kill themselves slit their wrists? Because you can bleed to death... yay death! Stop it! Learn what you're doing and about the body before you fuck someone up!
This is the end of my rant. I'm not sorry, and if this pisses you off, you're probably the person I'm talking to.
I would really appreciate anyone out there that is a real body piercer / tattoo artist / body modification artist to comment on this and publicly back me up so I don't look like the old crazy guy...
"Get off my lawn!"
.: Adam


AMEN BROTHA, PREACH IT!
I hope people will learn something from this.
NO I want it done professionally! Thats how much I LOVE mods! I am ready to pay for the work being done on me!!!
The sad thing is, those "kiddies" who believe they're better than everyone else will look at this and go "well... I do that and I don't see ANYTHING wrong with it"...
Only sensible people will realise that this shit is wrong, the stupid ones are already doing it, and they won't learn from this until, unfortunately, something bad happens to them. But, hey that's what they call natural selection right?
There were loadsa these places,but I just guess that they think that you wouldn';t travel back to a holiday place to complain.
I didn';t get anything done, but complained to the council, who told me it was part of their Tourist Industry!!!
I contracted MRSA after my c-section when I had my son. Not only is the infection aggressive but you';re blackballed permanently as a MRSA carrier-private rooms in the hospital, docs,nurses, and visitors in gowns/masks, total isolation...long after you';ve beat the infection as it becomes a part of your natural flora. Sounds funny but I can assure you it';s annoying. I really hope this hits home Adam, and kudos on a great delivery! :)
Usually people think that piercers and tattoo artists are a bunch of folks who live life hanging on the edge and not caring about the aftermath of them plying their trade.
This article and your response let us all see that professionals don';t all wear suits, uniforms or lab coats. Thanks for your comments and making so many aware of their risks.
If you would like to prevent and educate on MRSA, please learn facts and spread them. The truth works much better than slander.
If you want to promote legitimate body art businesses;; again, I think that the truth works best.
For the MRSA, the kid did not get it because he pierced himself, he could have just as well popped a zit that day, result would have been the same, or he could have got into a pro studio and still get it. His condition was "ripe" that likely any wound would react and get infected.
About sloppy shitty careless work, not two ways to go about, only and ever use trained professional, if not you kind of deserve what you get!!
The the pros answering this with "yeah visit a pro, we know what we do and we stand by it" is give 10 credits, it is true and there is no way around it, for those who are on the "You get MRSA if you pierce yourself" wagon, give me the credits back :-)
In any way, this is an educative post, but should have been split because not both issues, MRSA and shit work, are linked to pro or no pro piercers.
ok... short version this time.
felonious drunk:
The 20-30% fact came from WebMD.com (citation noted in article). I didn't make it up. It's also been checked against Mayo Health Clinic:
"Although 30 percent of the population may be colonized with ordinary staph at any given time, just a small percentage of those people are colonized with MRSA. Healthy people can be colonized with MRSA and have no ill effects. However, they can pass the germ to others by sharing items such as towels, clothing and athletic equipment."
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/mrsa/ID00049
The cause of MRSA is a combination of both a lowered immune system (the kid in the article had the flu when he pierced himself) and the antibiotic-resistant strain of Staph entering the body.
There are people that are known as carriers that have MRSA bacteria already but are uninfected, but the cause of a breakout is not necessarily from it already being there. A majority of the time it's caused by contracting it from someone / something else. This originally started as an outbreak in hospitals, being transmitted like crazy. Then in the early 90's a different strain got out in the public.
Another area I crosschecked with was Google Health:
"The bacteria can cause infection when they enter the body through a cut, sore, catheter, or breathing tube. The infection can be minor and local (for example, a pimple), or more serious (involving the heart, lung, blood, or bone)."
https://health.google.com/health/ref/MRSA
Lastly, slander is defamation through oral communication. Libel on the other hand is defamation by written words that maliciously or damagingly misrepresents. I think that's what you were shooting for. Either way, I provided facts and backed up my statements with my sources. I don't have anything against MRSA... it's a nice staphylococcus. Maybe even my favorite. I just don't like the people spreading it to others unknowingly because they think they know everything when they obviously don't. Please refer to Exhibit A... all the tools on a bed. A bed! You know how much microscopic crap is on those things?! (hehe... literally too if you think about it... oh c'mon... you know you fart in bed ;)
I'm more than willing to read any that you would like to provide us that counter these. II'm all about learning more.
"If you want to promote legitimate body art businesses again, I think that the truth works best."
Couldn't agree with you more!
JClaude: The link was made in the very beginning with the kid being hospitalized because of a MRSA infection he received from piercing himself instead of going to a shop. Piercing yourself, and / or friends in a unsterile environment is just asking for something to go wrong.
Yes, the kid could have contracted MRSA from popping a zit but he didn't. He got it because he thought it was OK to shove a needle from a first aid kit through his lip. Also, what jewelry did he use? If he' piercing himself with found needles while he has the flu, something tells me it was something closer to a safety pin, than stainless steel that's been through an autoclave.
Now, could you get MRSA from a very educated piercer / tattoo artist? Yes... but very unlikely as they are trained and actively practice methods to prevent it as much as possible. I've seen some piercing rooms that would put a hospital ER to shame and I've seen tattoos get infected from artists at Last Rites. There's always risk involved. It's about minimizing it and not doing something stupid to increase it when not necessary.
Thanks for the comments! And I really appreciate the alternative views!
.: Adam
I agree about some pro place's cleanliness, like the place I get tattooed back in Portugal, he is almost obsessive with hygiene and such, he has a room just for piercings, even the lighting is controlled to help relax :-)
Adam, I should have finished my post with something long the lines of, you can get an infection anywhere you are go, but, if you go to a professional your chances are greatly diminished and chances things will go right are on your side!
i remember a lady in the laundry room scratched her finger with a tooth pick that was in the biohazard bin of a mrsa patient's cloths.she almost lost her finger from the infection.it mustve been crazy for her but she reported the incident immidiatly and took care of it right away.
good info adam,nice.
rock on adam.
THIS SHIT IS SCARY AND REAL.
The only mod i have that wasn't professionally done was a flesh peel done by a friend because I trust her. She used sterile gloves, sterile medical scalpels, and I was still worried about infection. If I could do it again, I'd proly not cuz of this post.
Stop this shit !
Thank you for posting and if this helps prevent one unsafe act then it has done its job...hopefully it will stop more then one though
just fuck
i have no words, thanks for this.
IT was REALLY needed .
You just helped out a bunch of kids - I'm going to use this site to SHOW the girls why we have these rules. Maybe they'll believe it when it comes from a body mod site. Or, at the very least, the pics will freak them out lol.
Thanks again!
See what happens when you take the truth and bend it a little?
Keep up the good work.. And I am to, I'm tired of butchers and children that think they're awesome. My hand would be pretty sore if I would start slapping them all. Even when I propose the kids safer alternates, like actual piercing needles instead of safety pins, they argue and say they know what they're doing. Help? Where is the world going? If it was all for me, they'd all die from tetanus... Muh.
Though we might agree about sources and circumstances of contamination, I strongly disagree that Adam, lied, distorted the truth or any shit like, he would gain nothing with that and I believe his warning is a genuine attempt to help people and prevent stuff like that from happening.
You're right.
As a former KGB text message question answering operator, I've quoted WebMD many times. I have read the article that Adam is referring to, and I trust their statistics.
I don't like how deceptive his journal entry is. This is a website that is meant to educated adults on body modification. Whether Adam is knowingly, or unknowingly playing on the fears of infectious diseases does not nullify the fact that he is misinforming his users.
I think that a good web page to quote from would be the APTPI. They probably agree with this bullshit scare tactic.
Please provide your sources that prove anything I've posted wrong and I will gladly retract them.
Do most MRSA cases come from hospitals? Absolutely. Is there a completely different strain not from hospitals? Yep.
Check out this: http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/mrsa/DS00735
"Most MRSA infections occur in hospitals or other health care settings, such as nursing homes and dialysis centers. It's known as health care-associated MRSA, or HA-MRSA. Older adults and people with weakened immune systems are at most risk of HA-MRSA. More recently, another type of MRSA has occurred among otherwise healthy people in the wider community. This form, community-associated MRSA, or CA-MRSA, is responsible for serious skin and soft tissue infections and for a serious form of pneumonia."
All of the MRSA photos are not from body art. They are to show what MRSA can do (especially left untreated).
Is this a scare tactic? Yep. Like pictures of tar filled lungs next to a cigarette stand. The difference is that everyone know smoking will fuck you up, they just don't care. Most kids piercing themselves don't know what could actually happen to them. Hence, this article. Hopefully, it'll get them to research it on their own and become more informed.
But again, please tell me how I'm misinforming the readers. If you can show me one reference that proves you can't get MRSA from a unprofessional piercer, please post it.
@felonious drunk - thanks for the debate! I love this stuff =)
Keep the comments coming everyone, and please share this to as many people as possible. (So I can fulfill my plan in world domination via MRSA scare tactics ;)
.: Adam
i want to be a piercer one day im looking for an aprientice ship near me.
but one thing i hate is these little kids i see piercing themselves with random shit and just pretty much guessing at what they are doing. or when i was in high school and i would see kids piercing eachother in class with a damn safety pin! wtf! this one girl fainted in the middle of fucking class from some bitch trying to pierce her tragus.
if your gonna do something...atleast do your research and do it right.
There is no certification or piece of paper that protects against MRSA. I tattoo. I have been tattooing for 16 years. I do not work in a shop. I tattooed for 9 years before it was legalized in my state. I am not certified with the APP. I understand cross contamination prevention measures. Are you insinuating that infect people or pose a large threat in regards of MRSA? Are you telling me that I should "just stop?" If so, my reply is fuck you. I think that the users of your website would enjoy my work if I posted anything more than childish jokes etched into my leg.
Please feel free to correct me if I am wrong...but I dont think I am!
There is no certification to be a professional piercer or tattoo artist, this whole article is about how you need to be educated on what you're doing and know the risks. You obviously are and do, so I don't see why you're up in a twist? Unless it's your feeling that people should be able to just do whatever they want to whomever completely unknowing of the consequences of their actions, in which case, we do differ on opinion.
Feel free to redistribute / translate this and post it everywhere. I don't mind at all. It's about getting the word out. Also, feel free to keep me as the author so that I'm the bad guy and not you =)
Cheers!
.: Adam
To all piercers that have not fucked a broad on top of their piercing table: Say "Aye"
Your last comment was just idiotic and with no intent other but to be disruptive to a post destined to inform and educate, of which your participation has done neither.
I think that the pictures above might show the potential consequences of refusing to sit on another person's love juice.
1- I feel very comfortable paying someone that is a real pro, in a real shop with a real license, and I almost always tip my "man" a 100% , but you can't know what that is right?
2- You could not know what goes on a real studio after hours, now would you?
3- You are now lacking valid arguments, and just made this one up about "love juice" shit to justify your rant, you asked for those who had never fucked on their tables to say "aye", now I dare you to name anyone that has ever been into a licensed shop and ever seen any signs that someone had had sex on the table/chair!! And, if my piercer was to have sex on the chair he pierces me, I would have not a bit of a problem as I know he would make sure to clean up after himself and provide me with the cleanest environment possible, but since only real piercers, in real shops with real licenses have such a responsible behavior, I must assume you can't understand that right and that you assume all piercers are pigs like the guy in these photos or any other wannabees???
I think you should at this point consider to let go, you are not a one man army, you have shown us you don't have it in you and, feel very lucky, very lucky that apparently Adam is very patient, I would have kicked your ass off this site when you first made insinuation and wrongfully accused Adam for the content and purpose of this message.
Be graceful and save yourself further ridicule.
I'm smart enough to know that I'm not always right and am willing to learn from my mistakes. All I ask is that people provide evidence when they want to convince me otherwise.
Cheers all!
.: Adam
(although I do love a god debate as well ;)
And EW, did they use like, permanent marker on that girl's stomach? D:
Here, it was not really disagreement that happened.
I, too, work with young people. I have spent the past 20 years in and around the tattoo/piercing industry, so when I see obviously fucked-up "work" on these kids, I do my best to educate them on the dangers of... oh, say... shoving safety pins through their lips. Now I have visual aids to back me up.
Cheers!
I think it's pretty stupid of you to think that Felonious should be banned just for having his own opinion, or saying things you don't like. People don't always agree, people don't always get along. Shouldn't you have learned that in kindergarten?
As for everything else I have nothing to say because I am not educated in MRSA.
But I do hate piercings that are obviously not OK. I would consider putting this up in my sisters school purely as a scare tactic, but probably not to educate, as the debating has made me weary
It is pretty idiotic of you to think I would wan him banned for his opinion, and lame of you to accuse me of such thing!
If you read back, so you are clear, my saying I would, me and I alone, kick his ass out was for the reason of slander and false accusations he stated, NOT a differing opinion as for example when he says "See what happens when you take the truth and bend it a little?" that is an accusation not a different opinion, easy distinction no ?!?
Now that this is clear, that I did not at any point, that you can reference, stated his opinion was reason for a ban, and only his accusation were, maybe you are the one who should review your "getting along" kindergarten lessons!
I am a person quite opened to debate and discussion and well aware that it is a great learning tool, but I am also aware I should always read carefully and understand things before I open my big mouth, but that is a lesson I only learned after kindergarten!
More gross pics please?
I'm glad the article ended with advising to go to a professional, instead of going on to slate the entire industry. That's a positive.
xx
well done for showing these people for what they are!
ERK !
Time to start thinking !
Thank you for posting , you have really opend my eyes .
I'm starting my "schooling" at a piercing studio in january , wont tuch a needdle untill they say I can .
Sorry if my spelling is off , Swedish you know -.-'
No respect for the amateurs !
It is SCARY.
You have no idea, the smell is worse than anything you have ever smelt in your life. Never mind the pictures!
My mother's surgeon, a DOCTOR left non dissolving suture material in her hysterectomy wound.
This resulted in a surgical rupture. Shortly after she went into emergency surgery and barely survived.
The packing we had to put inside her body for six months to soak up the infection and the four hundred types of antibiotic we had to use on her for two years following...
I don't care WHO you are, I don't care if you are 18 or 48.
I had to learn at the age of 17 how to take care of my sick mother and how to keep the whole house clean enough to prevent re-infection and transmission.
If you think for a second your space is sterile, check again.
If you think industrial strength hospital cleaners are good enough, then think again.
No matter if your shop meets health board certifications or if you are some idiot piercing your lip with a kilt pin, disease does NOT care.
Disease does not know that you've won awards for being the best mod artist in the world.
Disease does not care if you are piercing yourself in the mens room at a strip joint.
If there is disease, you will get it.
I know there are different kinds of contact surfaces and different levels of sterilization required.
By Practice do what I do. One Up The Standards!
If it should be washed, sterilize, if it should be sterilized, dispose.
No matter WHO YOU ARE
No matter HOW PROFESSIONAL you are
Even Medical Doctors Mess Up.
Although the chances are higher that this kid in the pics is going to infect someone and do a lot of damage....
It can happen to ANYONE
Even Adam, and you, and YOU.
Because Any Client who walks in could be in that % that carries it.
Any Client could have Any disease.
That's not a risk worth taking.
I'd recommend only getting work at a shop that you've checked out 100 times over and know is safe.
Get all your work done with the same artist.
Know what your artist should know. And if they don't, don't be going to that studio any more.
Secondarily I will back up my man
FD- He knows more than any of you all and he is not a pro.
That guy spends all his time learning about EVERYTHING.
I would sooner ask him for advice than anyone else on this site.
He does not work in a studio, but he knows his stuff.
How many people out there work in a studio and are totally guilty of knowing less than your scratcher hack friend FD does.
All of you raise your hands I'm raising mine I know he knows more than I do!
but hey most pros started like this
hell this whole community started like this
I did some stupid shit
and I still do sometimes
but sometimes it's a risk you have to take
but I do agree don't say you're a pro if you're not
There's no cure for "stupid". We need to hold a something-a-thon to raise money for the cure.
I will be doing a presentation at a local youth drop in and would like to include this in the presentation. Do you mind if I use it?
Thank You
Jay
Piercings By J