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Quote LUCIFER! Replybullet Topic: NOT A GAME: What are your favorite come backs?
    Posted: March/01/2009 at 10:47am
ok so me and a mate had a slagging match for fun, with the usual come-backs
got me wondering, what do other people use?
one of my mine is
''oh sorry, i couldnt hear you with that dick in your mouth''
or ''woa, dude hang on a sec, you seem to be dribbling your dads cum''
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Quote frosty172 Replybullet Posted: March/01/2009 at 11:33am
as soon as they open there mouth to say something "Noooo your gay"
were you retarded as a child?
did you grow up without a father? it shows

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Quote zombiemaster Replybullet Posted: March/01/2009 at 11:54am
Your mom should have swallowed.
The best part of you ran down your mothers ass crack/ was the stain on the sheets.

And sometimes I just go on long rants graphically describing how I would go about killing them. I just keep talking and talking and talking using lots of words that confuse them until they finally either stop trying to interject or become annoyed and leave. That one works everytime.
I want something good to die for to make it beautiful to live.
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Quote Jeeennnnniiiii Replybullet Posted: March/01/2009 at 12:11pm
here's me seeing the title of this thread and wanting to say *TAKE THAT!!* lol

errrrrrrrrrrrrr i don't really do comebacks, but i do like to say *your..... face* to a lot of things.

the best thing to piss people off it just to be happy around them.
well i might have somethin' to say about that, space man!
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Quote Girlgerm Replybullet Posted: March/01/2009 at 12:20pm
"you look like you crawled out of the abortion bucket"
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Quote AndiBuck89 Replybullet Posted: March/01/2009 at 3:04pm
gotta go with the classic..

'yer ma'

works like a charm Big%20Grin

I bet you Googled that!
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Quote human_no110289 Replybullet Posted: March/01/2009 at 3:08pm
"wanna see a shadow puppet of a bird?" *gives middle finger*
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Quote standingtyping Replybullet Posted: March/01/2009 at 3:25pm
Originally posted by Jeeennnnniiiii

the best thing to piss people off it just to be happy around them.


to the middle finger i've enjoyed "naa i don't do midgets, mental or otherwise" since i was about 11.

Edited by standingtyping - March/01/2009 at 3:26pm
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Quote freckled20 Replybullet Posted: March/01/2009 at 3:54pm
normally... shut the fuck up works... especially if repeated over and over lol. which then gets shortened to STFU. I'm TOTALLY mature. oh! or I stole this one from Scrubs... "so is your face" lol

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Quote jinglegrimp Replybullet Posted: March/01/2009 at 4:10pm

i think its funny whe peoople are whatching a film or programme with you, and they ask whats happening!.i tend to say..... "are your eyes and ears painted on???" not really a comeback but it stops them asking more questions when your trying to concentrate on the tele.

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