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Total Mods: 7 Joined: March/22/2008 Posts: 1153 |
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ok so me and a mate had a slagging match for fun, with the usual come-backs
got me wondering, what do other people use?
one of my mine is
''oh sorry, i couldnt hear you with that dick in your mouth''
or ''woa, dude hang on a sec, you seem to be dribbling your dads cum''
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Total Mods: 13 Joined: January/15/2009 Posts: 585 |
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as soon as they open there mouth to say something "Noooo your gay"
were you retarded as a child? did you grow up without a father? it shows |
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Total Mods: 8 Joined: January/23/2008 Posts: 474 |
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Your mom should have swallowed.
The best part of you ran down your mothers ass crack/ was the stain on the sheets. And sometimes I just go on long rants graphically describing how I would go about killing them. I just keep talking and talking and talking using lots of words that confuse them until they finally either stop trying to interject or become annoyed and leave. That one works everytime. |
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Total Mods: 23 Joined: October/18/2007 Posts: 4107 |
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here's me seeing the title of this thread and wanting to say *TAKE THAT!!* lol
errrrrrrrrrrrrr i don't really do comebacks, but i do like to say *your..... face* to a lot of things. the best thing to piss people off it just to be happy around them. |
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Total Mods: 6 Joined: February/08/2009 Posts: 1485 |
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"you look like you crawled out of the abortion bucket"
harsh
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Total Mods: 19 Joined: September/22/2007 Posts: 728 |
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gotta go with the classic..
'yer ma' works like a charm ![]() |
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Total Mods: 15 Joined: May/14/2008 Posts: 246 |
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"wanna see a shadow puppet of a bird?" *gives middle finger*
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Total Mods: 33 Joined: August/30/2008 Posts: 3827 |
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+1 to the middle finger i've enjoyed "naa i don't do midgets, mental or otherwise" since i was about 11. Edited by standingtyping - March/01/2009 at 3:26pm |
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Total Mods: 42 Joined: August/02/2008 Posts: 1742 |
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normally... shut the fuck up works... especially if repeated over and over lol. which then gets shortened to STFU. I'm TOTALLY mature. oh! or I stole this one from Scrubs... "so is your face" lol
Edited by freckled20 - March/01/2009 at 3:55pm |
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Total Mods: 0 Joined: September/03/2008 Posts: 421 |
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i think its funny whe peoople are whatching a film or programme with you, and they ask whats happening!.i tend to say..... "are your eyes and ears painted on???" not really a comeback but it stops them asking more questions when your trying to concentrate on the tele. |
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