Originally posted by anathematized_1 Originally posted by Jack Crrack I'm concerned about the apparent lack of ability some people in this thread have to clean this area of their bodies. +1 Apparently a lot of BodMod.org's users are running around with dingle-berries.

If only there was a bidet that ran on salt water.

Originally posted by anathematized_1 Originally posted by felonious drunk Originally posted by anathematized_1 Originally posted by Jack Crrack I'm concerned about the apparent lack of ability some people in this thread have to clean this area of their bodies. +1 Apparently a lot of BodMod.org's users are running around with dingle-berries. If only there was a bidet that ran on salt water. I'm sure you could put a salt filter on the water line leading into the toilet.  You may even contact the company and request a custom one.  I mean if you have the money to afford one, you probably can afford to get them to customize it for you.

A salt filter might not do.
It has to run on sea salt or snake oil.

I'd hate to go in for a brazillian, and have the waxer accidentally catch that... O.o 

Imagine what it would be like if she was a back-wiper.

Ewww, that's gross enough as it is but damn, with that thing there?

Oh, and what about wearing tight jeans, and you sit on a seat and you slide off, like of a bar-stool and you catch it on your way down.  *cringe*

Originally posted by evalution a back wiper? females are supposed to wipe front to back as wiping in the opposite direction is obviously a bad idea. it can cause infections.. (if that's what you're referring to? i'm really not sure..) tight jeans.. tight underwear... thongs.. it just seems like it'd get snagged reeeeally easily. a lot. edited to explain more clearly

Back-wiper wipes back to front.

I know how girls are supposed to wipe.

Anyway, the term is used in a deleted scene from Clerks II by Randall when he talks about the time Dante wanked it in the Mooby's bathroom.  He said something about you could accidentally get jizz on the toilet seat (it would be the back of the seat as a man masturbating into a toilet would face the toilet and shoot the load into it).  Then his mother could come in and sit down and take a shit, then if she was a back-wiper (implying wiping from back to front) the semen from the seat that transferred to her ass would be transferred to her vagina, getting her pregnant and then, because she's catholic, when she doesn't abort the baby he'll be all "sex-nuts and retard strong" and "try to shove your dick in his mouth because he thinks that's what families are supposed to do, suck and fuck."

"ALRIGHT!  I won't jerk off in the Mooby's bathroom again."

That's not where the term originated though and I don't think very many people know it.  It was never that popular.