Is this the greatest letter of complaint ever..?
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Topic: Is this the greatest letter of complaint ever..?
Posted By: paulobartini
Subject: Is this the greatest letter of complaint ever..?
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 3:55pm
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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/blog/editors_corner/article/11975/ - http://uk.news.yahoo.com/blog/editors_corner/article/11975/
I don't know about you...but i thought it was brilliant!! I applaud the writer of this complaint. ------------- I don't give a fuck about your war....or your president - Snake Plissken "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein |
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Posted By: Tia.
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 4:08pm
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Thats the most descriptive complaint letter I've ever read =P
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Posted By: zombiemaster
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 4:30pm
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oh my god i laughed so hard. "Mustard Richard. More mustard than a man could consume in a month!" He should get an award for that. ------------- I want something good to die for to make it beautiful to live. |
Posted By: belle
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 4:55pm
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makes me wanna fly the same flight just to laugh at the food. that just made my day..thanks for posting it!! ------------- "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~Martin Luther King, Jr. |
Posted By: hate_is_man
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 4:58pm
| bahahaha thats the most awesome thing ever |
Posted By: Jeeennnnniiiii
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 5:05pm
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what a way to get a phone call from Branson himself! ------------- well i might have somethin' to say about that, space man! |
Posted By: zombiemaster
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 5:09pm
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He wins the prizes. All of the prizes lol. I read it twice and it was still funny!
------------- I want something good to die for to make it beautiful to live. |
Posted By: Cernunnos
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 5:21pm
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Ahahahaha!! That's amazing. Is it just me or did that letter seem exactly like something Mark Corrigan, from Peep Show, would say :P. ------------- The sun inside your eyes sends me impossibly Through seasons spilling fluid time like arteries of gold |
Posted By: Carmeta
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 5:26pm
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still laughing
------------- "If only we had more women like her, what a revolution we could have!" |
Posted By: freak_nutcase
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 5:42pm
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I was almost going to agree with Cernunnos comment when i realised it was from him, and that he, in fact, basically is my thoughts :P ------------- It's where you're going, not where you are. |
Posted By: metalbabe
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 6:11pm
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i actually found it boring. whats with the richard all the time? bah. can't stand patronising thingies, even if they're justified.
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Posted By: ComradeElle
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 6:31pm
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awesome ------------- 'Cause I was born to destroy |
Posted By: fiesta
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 6:42pm
| oh no!...maybe too much funny... |
Posted By: AirinJay
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 7:14pm
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That was brilliant. Made my fucking day. :) ------------- 
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Posted By: BadSeed
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 7:51pm
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Genius.
Made me smile lots :) ------------- Proud Member of the Evil Skittle Movement est. 2006 |
Posted By: Cerkitboard
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 8:02pm
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Hilarious and justified... I avoid Plane Dinners like the fucking plague. They are EXACTLY how he described it.
Regurgitated mustard-custard. ------------- http://www.bodymod.org/profiles/profile~ID~131204.aspx"> 
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Posted By: Euphoric
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 8:48pm
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Oh my that is great
------------- If I got a dollar for every time I repented the sin then committed the same crime, I'd be standing on top of the world today... |
Posted By: standingtyping
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 8:56pm
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i laughed... and i wanna know just what that "food" was meant to actually be
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Posted By: ayay
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 9:19pm
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yeha i read that yesterday, and again today its so good :D and really well written :P
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Posted By: glimme
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 9:49pm
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Hahahahaha That's great that made me literally lol.
------------- "This stuff, it makes pure mescaline seem like ginger beer man." "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." Hunter S. Thompson |
Posted By: Mikinzi
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 11:33pm
| That was wonderful :) |
Posted By: Peanut Esteves
Date Posted: January/30/2009 at 12:43am
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LMAO man have to hold back the tears! "what sort of animal would serve a desert with peas" thanks =] ------------- PEANUT Esteves |
Posted By: sweetiehoneybab
Date Posted: January/30/2009 at 2:26am
agreed, i love how it was writed like it was to a friend or something, calling him richard all the time. it made me laugh anyway...... im now printing it out to hand to my minions. i cant think of a better way to kick of the day than a good laugh. :) |
Posted By: thesounknown
Date Posted: January/30/2009 at 7:15am
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Ha ha Oh my god that was great. The dead hamster part lol! Loved it thanks for posting. ------------- She looks like the real thing. She tastes like the real thing. My fake plastic love. |
Posted By: jinglegrimp
Date Posted: January/30/2009 at 7:39am
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haha im still laughing my arse off. are you laughing richard? ------------- |
Posted By: dan-dan
Date Posted: January/30/2009 at 8:27am
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OH MY GOD! That was so fucking funny!
I had tears running down my face whilst reading that. Aint laughed like that in a while.
Thanks for posting :) ------------- Feel the fear, and do it anyway In the course of a lifetime, what does it matter? |
Posted By: dear rachel
Date Posted: January/30/2009 at 10:31pm
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HAHA brilliant. ------------- and always the thought of defeat - it has lessend you |