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Is this the greatest letter of complaint ever..?

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Topic: Is this the greatest letter of complaint ever..?
Posted By: paulobartini
Subject: Is this the greatest letter of complaint ever..?
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 3:55pm -
I don't know about you...but i thought it was brilliant!! I applaud the writer of this complaint.

I don't give a fuck about your war....or your president - Snake Plissken

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein

Posted By: Tia.
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 4:08pm
Thats the most descriptive complaint letter I've ever read =P


Posted By: zombiemaster
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 4:30pm
oh my god i laughed so hard.
"Mustard Richard. More mustard than a man could consume in a month!"
He should get an award for that.

I want something good to die for to make it beautiful to live.

Posted By: belle
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 4:55pm
makes me wanna fly the same flight just to laugh at the food.   that just made my day..thanks for posting it!!

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~Martin Luther King, Jr.

Posted By: hate_is_man
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 4:58pm
bahahaha thats the most awesome thing ever

Posted By: Jeeennnnniiiii
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 5:05pm
what a way to get a phone call from Branson himself!

well i might have somethin' to say about that, space man!

Posted By: zombiemaster
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 5:09pm
He wins the prizes. All of the prizes lol. I read it twice and it was still funny!

I want something good to die for to make it beautiful to live.

Posted By: Cernunnos
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 5:21pm
Ahahahaha!! That's amazing.

Is it just me or did that letter seem exactly like something Mark Corrigan, from Peep Show, would say :P.

The sun inside your eyes sends me impossibly

Through seasons spilling fluid time like arteries of gold

Posted By: Carmeta
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 5:26pm
still laughing

"If only we had more women like her, what a revolution we could have!"

Posted By: freak_nutcase
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 5:42pm
I was almost going to agree with Cernunnos comment when i realised it was from him, and that he, in fact, basically is my thoughts :P

It's where you're going, not where you are.

Posted By: metalbabe
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 6:11pm
i actually found it boring. whats with the richard all the time? bah. can't stand patronising thingies, even if they're justified.


Perplexing people since 1986

Posted By: ComradeElle
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 6:31pm


'Cause I was born to destroy

Posted By: fiesta
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 6:42pm
oh no!...maybe too much funny...

Posted By: AirinJay
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 7:14pm
That was brilliant. Made my fucking day. :)


Posted By: BadSeed
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 7:51pm
Made me smile lots :)

Proud Member of the Evil Skittle Movement est. 2006

Posted By: Cerkitboard
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 8:02pm

Hilarious and justified...

I avoid Plane Dinners like the fucking plague. They are EXACTLY how he described it.
Regurgitated mustard-custard.


Posted By: Euphoric
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 8:48pm
Oh my that is great

If I got a dollar for every time I repented the sin then committed the same crime, I'd be standing on top of the world today...

Posted By: standingtyping
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 8:56pm
i laughed... and i wanna know just what that "food" was meant to actually be

"One day we will be the most awesome crazy cat ladies EVER...
people will know us."

Posted By: ayay
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 9:19pm
yeha i read that yesterday, and again today its so good :D and really well written :P


Posted By: glimme
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 9:49pm
Hahahahaha That's great that made me literally lol.

"This stuff, it makes pure mescaline seem like ginger beer man."

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

Hunter S. Thompson

Posted By: Mikinzi
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 11:33pm
That was wonderful :)

Posted By: Peanut Esteves
Date Posted: January/30/2009 at 12:43am
LMAO man have to hold back the tears!
"what sort of animal would serve a desert with peas"
thanks =]

PEANUT Esteves

Posted By: sweetiehoneybab
Date Posted: January/30/2009 at 2:26am
Originally posted by Tia.

Thats the most descriptive complaint letter I've ever read =P

agreed, i love how it was writed like it was to a friend or something, calling him richard all the time.

it made me laugh anyway...... im now printing it out to hand to my minions. i cant think of a better way to kick of the day than a good laugh. :)

Posted By: thesounknown
Date Posted: January/30/2009 at 7:15am
Ha ha Oh my god that was great.
The dead hamster part lol! 
Loved it thanks for posting.

She looks like the real thing.
She tastes like the real thing.
My fake plastic love.

Posted By: jinglegrimp
Date Posted: January/30/2009 at 7:39am
haha im still laughing my arse off. are you laughing richard?


Posted By: dan-dan
Date Posted: January/30/2009 at 8:27am
OH MY GOD! That was so fucking funny!
I had tears running down my face whilst reading that. Aint laughed like that in a while.
Thanks for posting :)

Feel the fear, and do it anyway

In the course of a lifetime, what does it matter?

Posted By: dear rachel
Date Posted: January/30/2009 at 10:31pm
HAHA brilliant.

and always the thought of defeat - it has lessend you

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